Visas, banking, neighborhoods, cost of living, and everything else that nobody explains until you are already here. Based on direct experience, not secondhand travel advice.
We organized this the way we needed it when we moved: by problem, not by category.
Most read Pension visas, digital nomad visas, marriage visas, investor visas, and the cedula de extranjeria process. Each one broken down with current fees, required documents, and realistic timelines.
6 visa guides →
No dar papaya, common scams, and getting around by taxi, Uber, InDriver, and public transit.
3 guides →
ATM networks, opening accounts as a foreigner, Wise transfers, Nequi, and getting credit cards.
4 guides →
Cost of living by city, SIM cards, paying utility bills, internet providers, healthcare, and insurance.
6 guides →
Honest takes on where to live in Medellin, Bogota, Cartagena, Pereira, Santa Marta, and Cali.
6 city guides →The checklist nobody gives you before you move.
Pension, digital nomad, investor, marriage — each has different income requirements and timelines.
Medellin is not the only option. Six cities, six different lifestyles and price points.
You cannot open a Colombian bank account without a cedula. Here is what to do instead.
A couple can live well on $2,000/month in most cities. Bogota and Cartagena cost more.
EPS is cheap but slow. Prepaid medicine is fast but costs $80-150/month per person.
No dar papaya. Learn the phrase, learn the mindset, and you will be fine.
Every guide on this site comes from direct experience: the visa appointments at Cancilleria, the bank account runaround at Bancolombia, the moment you realize Nequi is more useful than your US debit card.
We are not a travel blog. We do not sell courses. We built this because the information we needed was scattered across Facebook groups, Reddit threads, and outdated forum posts from 2019.